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aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

two men were struggling for a long time with a piono in the door way. they pushed and pulled until they were very tired.the piano still wouldn-t move.
""let-s stop."" said the first man.""we-re never going to get this piano into the room.""
""get it in!"" siad the second man.all this time i thought we were trying to get the piano out.""

Shahjahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Naqsh-o-Nigaar ko dekha,
Har Lage hue Khambe ko Dekha.
Har Khidki se dekha,
Aur Bola.........
(guess kya bola hoga???)
MAA KASAM !! BUHAT KHARCHA HO GAYA !!!!!!!

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

Eik english man pakistani say : hamarey mulk may may subb loog aik hee tarha ka hota hai, lakin pakistan may koie lal,koi soofad,koi kala hota hai
pakistani:english man say :gorrey(horse)muktalif rang ka hote hai jab ka gadhey(donkeyes)aik he tarha ka hotey hai......ha ha ha ha

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...